asslow

As a person ages, the tone in their buttocks becomes loose, producing what Missourians call "asslow". A hanging-low situation occurs, which makes it difficult to find pants that fit and seats that are comfortable.

My asslow doesn't fit in these pants!
The speaker readjusted his pants up and caused a hush in the room as the audience saw his enormous asslow.
Her asslow was celebrated in twelve counties and won the "lowest asslow" award three years running.

by Zeddicus Rex April 17, 2017

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asshowl

when a long fart inspires others to join in

"Man Jerry's asshowl spoke to us on another level, me and my brothers had to join in! We howled for almost 5 minutes!"

by KandyKarizma December 2, 2021

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Assbowl

Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one school day...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.

I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molesting teachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.

by 10110101011001 December 16, 2008

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Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism

The theology behind when an attractive female has good ass and boob jiggle, with excessive heat radiating from here clitoris and minor outlaying regions.

Damn homie, look at that bitch. She's got some crazy Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism goin' on.

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She looks like a Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationistic bitch!

by J-HO & MOE January 3, 2008

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asscow

one who is such a jerkoff that no other term bearing the word ass would apply to him. Asscow must be used to sufficiently express his overall.....well, asscowness.

I can't believe you gave my monkey porn to jack off to, you asscow!

by GTmiata November 30, 2003

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