assbitcher

ass + bitch or aidan murphy

you assbitcher

by mboy321 April 28, 2016

Asshat magnet

I always attract asshats

All I seem to do is attract asshat magnets

by Geo Voom September 9, 2016

Assbutter

Assbutter is an english translation of the word rövsmör and is made by depositing your "man milk" into someone's ass and churning it with your rod. It's mostly used to be as disgusting as possible.
It originated from Northern Sweden.

I made some nasty Assbutter last night with Tim

by Pyromanen December 31, 2012

asshat

A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.

Usage: "Can you believe that my boss is making me stay until 9 pm on a Friday!?" "What an asshat."

by c g ball September 22, 2005

Asshatchery

Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms.

Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...

Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...

by Chronnie January 6, 2008

assbarf

to assbarf
from the Latin assious barfious
the act of barfing out of your ass

Oh shit man, I just had a nasty assbarf
<kankraka> I'm assbarfing

by port9 January 28, 2004

Assbandit

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.

Elton John.

by a friend. July 1, 2003