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artichoke

A vegetable. A horrific vegetable. A tasteless horrific vegetable. An ugly looking tasteless horrific vegetable. A disgrace to vegetables, ugly looking tasteless horrific vegetable. A greenish disgrace to vegetables, ugly looking tasteless horrific vegetable.

Historians say that this name was given to the vegetable in the far past. Back then, there was an unknown artist, who made really nice paintings. Everyone saw them, and recognized his work, but no one knew his name. One day, he was found dead, choked by a weird vegetable he tried to eat. Everyone mourned sadly for days, because Art had lost a great contributor... Thus, they decided that this plant is a choke to art and evidently, they came up with artichoke.

Warning: Parents have the weird tendency to force their kids to eat it. Kids, avoid it at all costs. They don't know what they are telling you!
Here girl, eat it, it's good for your health! (Typical parental LIE)

- What the h#*( is this? It tastes HORRIBLE!!!
- It's an artichoke...
- Oh... figures...
(things that happen to the ignorants...)

He/she looks like an artichoke! (A mistake of nature)

You have the brains of an artichoke! (Expression which signifies the astonishing lack of cognitive skills, combined also with an accompanying behaviouralistic pattern that can be attributed to a farting monkey)
by Ninimwro April 2, 2005
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artichoke

when a girl deep throats a dick so far she throws up, and the dude continues to wack off with her vomit.
"i artichoked with genna last night" "dude are you serious?" "hell yeah" "dude thats f*cking gross"
by marissy April 26, 2008
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Artichofa

To masturbate to, or with, artichokes.
I artichofa every time I watch the Food Network.
by Joefus' Roommate October 24, 2008
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adrichem

Adrichem is the Richest family that has ever walked this earth.
Can you pay for me?
No I am not 'Adrichem'
by baron1989 January 22, 2018
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arrihanna

Arrihanna is the most prettiest girl on earth. SHE IS THICK!!!! She is loyal. If you have a girlfriend named Arrihanna keep her because you will regret it if you breakup with her ask her ex’s. She is a very good friend. Also very funny. She will hold you down if you hold her down. She can be nice but don’t push it because she will beat your ass. If you cheat on her she is crazy so expect a crazy reaction. She tries to make everybody happy until somebody fucks it up.
by Airifxuzjsbebebd September 14, 2019
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AricHorn

AricHorn.

who does Minecraft & Minecraft Animations on their YouTube channel, he has gotten 150 subs on YouTube, since this animator made the worst animations on YouTube, he has gotten a decent amount of views on his channel, he began uploading videos in April 2020, in May 2020 one of the videos Duck Skeppy reached 800 views in May 2021 took a whole year but he’s doing well (more coming soon)
AricHorn is a real person with 154 subscribers on YouTube. He does a great job with his content and does terrible and good animations. He’s been harrassed at any social media and shouldn’t deserve hate. He’s a intelligent smart person, well not that smart.
by Aric Horn - Topic August 18, 2021
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arich thompson

A person who was born a kid and became a goat.
by Uabot November 23, 2021
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