"Dude check out this hot chick"
"She doesn't have nice tits"
"When she walks by we'll see if she has God's apology"
"She doesn't have nice tits"
"When she walks by we'll see if she has God's apology"
by LavanderGoons August 8, 2009
the fastest way for a woman to be forgiven by a man...
penis
dick
junk
wang
johnson
schlong
tallywacker....you get the point
penis
dick
junk
wang
johnson
schlong
tallywacker....you get the point
by poppamoon9999 February 17, 2011
The "Snail" emoticon found on iPhones. Used as a form of apology during text conversations, in place of the words "I'm sorry."
"I made my girlfriend mad when we were texting last night. So I sent her an apology snail, and it's all smoothed over now."
by The Rad Hatter July 18, 2016
When you lose by 5 goals on the computer game Fifa you will have to publish a public apology on Facebook or Twitter describing your disgraceful performance of your game to the victor.
If you lose by 10 goals, you will then have to make one of your parents write a letter to the victor.
If you lose by 10 goals, you will then have to make one of your parents write a letter to the victor.
Nathan: Haa haa Josh you lost to me by 5 goals, you will have to do a Fifa apology
Josh: Ok, i'll go on Facebook now then
Facebook: Twas a sunny day in Madrid lost by a rather large amount by Inter Milan, shamed by many, with the look of disgrace amongst the crowd, Nathan stood up proud with the crowd in disbelief. I have lost 5-0 and apologise for my poor performance.
Josh: Ok, i'll go on Facebook now then
Facebook: Twas a sunny day in Madrid lost by a rather large amount by Inter Milan, shamed by many, with the look of disgrace amongst the crowd, Nathan stood up proud with the crowd in disbelief. I have lost 5-0 and apologise for my poor performance.
by The Sexual Experience January 19, 2011
1. A backhanded apology, where the offending party claims regret- not for their error or discourtesy- but rather for the ill feelings or reaction for those offended. 2. What may at first appear as an apology, but after closer examination, is really a condescending or placating way to avoid personal responsibility.
HISTORY: Pope Benedict XVI deeply offended Muslims when he quoted the Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus during his Regensburg talk. After an international uproar, Pope Benedict XVI attempted to apologize and clarify what he meant- along with the good intentions behind his speech- unfortunately; Pope Benedict XVI's "apology" was a bit backward.
HISTORY: Pope Benedict XVI deeply offended Muslims when he quoted the Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus during his Regensburg talk. After an international uproar, Pope Benedict XVI attempted to apologize and clarify what he meant- along with the good intentions behind his speech- unfortunately; Pope Benedict XVI's "apology" was a bit backward.
Person 1: “I’m sorry you feel I was rude to your sister.”
Person 2: “Don’t give me a papal apology, you prick.”
Person 2: “Don’t give me a papal apology, you prick.”
by True Tru October 29, 2006
When a person of German heritage makes an egregious and obvious mistake and is unwilling or incapable of offering a sincere apology, but rather tries to mask an apology through carefully chosen words.
Ex 1. German Apology to Wife: " I am sorry if you misunderstood or didnt hear me when I told you that I was going to the Jets game on Sunday"
Ex 2. When an Irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the German husband to call for a cab to take them home. German Apology: "I'm sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle"
Ex 2. When an Irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the German husband to call for a cab to take them home. German Apology: "I'm sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle"
by Budman7 December 28, 2011
A midwest tradition where, some time after drama, everyone is assumed to be forgiven, and life resumes as usual.
by GGlitchr October 4, 2018