Zonked

1. Ridiculously tired.

2. Ridiculously stoned.

1. "I was zonked after I came home from work last night."

2. "Jim was fired because he came to work zonked. What a retard."

by KJ1o1 May 25, 2011

zonking

the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..

We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in

by linda March 11, 2005

ZONKY

A ZONKY is a Donkey in Tijuana that is painted to resemble a Zebra. The Zonky started by a photographer back in the 1930's that noticed that when tourist took pictures with the Zonky's, The Zonky would fade and it could not be recognized. His fix to this was; paint the Donkey's with black stripes to make them stand out after the photo faded. This created the now world famous ZONKY located in Tijuana, MX.
Zonky is also a t-shirt brand out of Tijuana with humorous, funny logos of Tijuana and the culture.
Visit them at www.tijuanazonky.com

Donkey in Tijuana, TijuanaZonky,t-shirts of Tijuana.

by Hank Rivers May 7, 2008

Zonk

- To go to sleep.
- The act of sleeping (zonking).
- Totally cool.
- Vomitting.

- I really need to zonk out.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
- That is so zonk.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.

by wisebutweary June 21, 2003

Zdonk

Common phrase in Oklahoma for "going crazy", "going hard", or "raging". Origins in the combination of a zebra and a donkey; an unpredictable and hard to tame hybrid.

Q: Are you going out tonight?
A: For sure son, I'm goin Zdonk!

by TheGrizz November 9, 2012

zwock

(Pronounced: wok)

Meaning 1: A person who is/does something stupid , possibly life endangering or just generally ridiculous.

Meaning 2: Something you can describe as being stupid, possibly life endangering or just generally ridiculous.

Meaning 1-
Example: Don't point that at your head, you zwock!

Meaning 2-
Example: I'm not gonna eat napalm, that shit's zwock!

by Hesha Schlick-Dick October 26, 2012

zonkin

when your eye lids shut against your will.

"i'm totally zonkin, bb."

by ryan sikes September 5, 2013