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Zuckerberg Zerg Rush 

The massive proliferation and spamming of facebook social plugins across seemingly every web page on the internet over the last few years, allowing them to track user's every move across the web. Also refers to the shameless promotion by more and more people and companies on and offline trying to suggest that you must join the swarm and get on facebook. This is the crowd of people bitching at you more every year for not having a facebook.

Both phenomena are reminiscent of the swarm of zerglings flooding into your base that constitutes the standard zerg rush in the game of Starcraft.
ex 1: What the hell? why do I need a facebook account to log in everywhere now? Goddam Zuckerberg Zerg Rush.

ex 2:
Croud of sheeple: "OMG U NEED A FACEBOOOK, LIKE RIGHT NOW!! HOW DO U LIVE WITHOUT ONE?!!1!"

Me: "What is this, the Zuckerberg Zerg Rush? Get his cock out of your mouths already and leave me alone."
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zuckerberg special 

zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage
"would you like the zuckerberg special today sir?"

"why yes, boy am I thirsty today"

Mark Zuckerberg 

A real human

Mark Zuckerberg is a very real fellow human such as myself.
“Hi I am Mark Zuckerberg and I am a real human just watch me drink this water like a real human man”
Mark Zuckerberg by Mrs.Beast.FFZ November 4, 2021

Mark Zuckerberg 

Na mumu him be
Him no get sense ,him no wise, him dey craze like mad
Na everytime him just they block human being account
Nonsense
People like MARK ZUCKERBERG are mumu
Mark Zuckerberg by By josheey November 25, 2021

Mark Zuckerberg 

Mark Zuckerberg knows where you live
Mark Zuckerberg by GetUnZucced January 6, 2022

Mark Zuckerberg 

1) "Creator" of Facebook, whether or not he has actually "created" Facebook is a highly debated topic. He is also the world's youngest billionaire.

2) A nickname conferred upon anyone who is idolized and admired for accomplishing the most unproductive things one can ever imagine. The feat accomplished may be amusing, but its benefit to society and economy = 0, sometimes, even negative.
1)

Guy D: Dude I just logged in my FB account because I needed to change my status to LOGGING IN.....

Guy I: You just made Mark Zuckerberg richer by $1.50....... plus the CIA & Department of Homeland Security knows you're using the computer now.....you "dumb fucker"!!!!!

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2) GUY D: OMG home skillet that Jack Henderson just got 32 accolades for creating an electric flatulence vacuum sucker , supposedly it repels the fart out the anal rectum at MACH 2.4 !!! DAAAAAMN MAN!!!!

GUY I: He so Mark Zuckerberged that shit dawg!

GUY X : He's going to create JOBS! FOR US! YAY!

GUY I: He'll outsource 'em to China and India fool!!

GUY X: NOO!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIITTT SONN!!!!

Mark Zuckerberg 

Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard-like species from the celestial body MU69. He is the king of Fakebook and aims to take over the world by mining the data of the population, preferably middle aged soccer moms. He will brainwash them with fake news to overthrow the government in a coup to him in power. If you ever see someone with knees on the back of their legs, that’s Mark Zuckerberg in disguise, taking on a humanoid form to secretly destroy the world as we know it.
WTF Mark Zuckerberg is a fuckin lizard.