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Zimmerman Zipper

An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.
After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.
by Coan Bone June 14, 2009
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Frank Zappa

my spiritual father. most known for his association with the mothers of invention or simply the mothers. he was also a composer, producer, guitarist, and film director. his music is fuckin awesome! avant garde and sort of eccentric to most people but just fuckin rad if you listen to good music. he incorporated rock n roll with obvious undertones of jazz, classical, and other musical collages and mashups. its like listening to a movie instead of watching one if that makes sense. kids my age don't even know zappa. damn shame. he's one if not the only original orginalists and truly creative pioneers of music out there. he also gave his offspring wicked ass names. he's on par with my other musical god jim morrison.

he's a saggitarius, as jim. they are known for being the most philosophical and creative signs out there. i needs to find me a mighty archer baby.
Random Dude: "Who the fuck is Frank Zappa?"

Me: "Who the fuck is Lady Gaga?"
by Housewife Vagina February 6, 2010
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zipponer

The lump that may appear in your pants crotch area when you sit down in a certain manner pushing the top and bottom parts of your fly together.
"Dude, readjust your pants, you got a zipponer."
by Klink C January 11, 2009
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zipperclipper

when you zip your zipper too quickly and accidentally pinch the bottom of your dick.
jesus! your bleeding!

dude, i just got a bad zipperclipper, call an ambulance.
by bloodyhell9358 January 21, 2010
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zipper sausage

Candi sure likes the taste of zipper sausage.
by T UNIT123 March 25, 2010
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Boob Zipper

A shirt that has a zipper that goes across the breasts, which when opened, will expose them.

This is not something that is available in stores, but if you are fortunate enough to know someone that likes to design their own clothes, you may ask them to make one for your girl, wife, etc.

True Story: My sister received a shirt from her good friend that wants to be a fashion designer. The first thing that I noticed about the shirt, is that it had a zipper that went across the chest. I immediately termed it as a "Boob Zipper". I have joked with her about having her friend make one for my wife. Well, maybe I was not totally joking. I would like it very much. :)
That Boob Zipper Shirt is HOT.
by Mandalorian72 January 3, 2010
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Belts and Zippers

1) Derogatory term given to character designs mostly found in JRPGs, especially anything involving Tetsuya Nomura. (Final Fantasy, Kindom Hearts, etc)

Named for Nomura's excssive use of belts and zippers in his character designs, and the trend they started in other games which has spread like a cancer.

2)Tetsuya Nomura himself.
<Person 1> WTF? Why has Donald Duck got a hat made of zippers!? Does that guy really need that many belts?

<Person 2> Kingdom Hearts is really belts and zippers: the game.

Woah! That chick has a skirt made of belts! Belts and Zippers has really gone overboard on this one!
by Mr2.0 January 24, 2011
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