Yorked

The process of violently thrashing a fooseball table about in an attempt to either kill your opponents or get a goal.

The table was yorked ferociously, simultaneously crushing my foot and allowing a goal for the other team.

by Duckman December 15, 2004

yotted

when one has severe senior-itis and has been sleep deprived for studying for an economics test their brain has rotted so much to the point where it is almost a yetty brain that it becomes yotted. symptoms include (but not limited to): slurring words, making up family histories of imaginary people, falling asleep standing up, and crying in the fetal position.

Destiny: What's wrong with Jordan and Amber??
Riley: They were up all last night to pass their class that their brains must have yotted.
Destiny: Oh.. Is that why they are both writhing on the floor talking about asian people with afros??
Riley: Yes. Yes it is.

by Percilla Coco Nut February 8, 2012

Yorked

To pay a large amount of money for something you can not give away. To be promised something great only to find out it is crap.

I paid $80,000 for a PSL at Levy stadium and now the team is crap... I've been Yorked

by 9er fan February 13, 2015

yosted

v. to go on vacation and peace out from your job without any notice. deciding to quit while on vacay. not giving a fuck about your job (or reputation).

"Oh shit. Did you hear Jeff went to Hawaii and fucking yosted? WTF?"

by wo0t_oot July 20, 2016

yooted

It’s not yooted it yeeted and if anyone says other wise they need to square up 😤😤

I just yeeted on someone that says yooted

by Einstein did 9/11 December 27, 2017

Yorked

The process by which work related frustrations are taken out on a poor, defenseless fooseball table and those nearby.

After such a horrendous call, he decided that the fooseball table needed to be yorked but good. Time to consider buying a new table.......

by Duckman December 30, 2004

Yorked

A thrown dessert item, usually a mint-chocolate patty, hits a male in the genital area hard enough to cause the recipient of the throw to double over in pain.

We were watching a movie, and then he just yorked his friend! Right in the patties! It looked really painful...he couldn't stand up straight for five minutes.

by Docholmes31 March 24, 2013