Wonderbread nigga

White people who tend to happen to have the strange delusion that they are a huge mandingo-like nubian motherfucker nigga from the streets. In reality, under this hard mean muggin facade, these people are merely whitebread in nigga disguises.

A: Man, look at that one white guy in that group of black guys on the corner. He must be the hardest guy in the whole gang just to stay living.

B: Nah, man, he just a wonderbread nigga.

by Coffy March 1, 2009

wonderboy

an elite athletic organization originating in rockville, maryland. This organization has a monopoly on all important sports.

is that kid goin pro? nah, he's goin to wonderboys

the sex was so great it was like having sex with a wonderboy. if only...

woooo thats a wonderboy!

by kmdwyer21 December 20, 2010

Wonderance

n. Something you wonder, or are currently wondering.

My greatest wonderance is how the hell people listen to the Jonas Brothers without receiving head aches. It tangles my brain.

by Putter, H September 10, 2009

Wonderfag

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't

"look at that wonderfag, he thinks he's all that"

by PandaJesus December 31, 2009

Ponderbating

To think about masturbating!

Man! I can't wait for my date tonight. I've been ponderbating about it all day long. I need some Hoo-Haw.

by Fsu Big Dawg October 3, 2010

wonderbault

(est, er) Adj. Word used to describe something or someone who totally rox your sox.

1. My husband may be in Iraq, but i think about him everyday and how wonderbault he is.

2. You are quite possibly the wonderbaultest man alive.

3. I have never met anyone more wonderbaulter

by DMommy August 8, 2005

Wonderation

A moment or object that creates wonder and gets your imagination going.

She inspires great wonderation, I can lose myself in her songs.

by Mary Anna Orange June 29, 2011