Willow Garden

To be in one of these would mean being inside a woman during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I just got into her Willow Garden"

by Davelikesbananas April 6, 2009

Joey Wellon'd

When you log into Facebook and a jackass "Likes" everything on the homepage or someones profile resulting in excessive amounts of notifications.

*Logs into Facebook*

*63 Notifications*

"Dammit I've been Joey Wellon'd"

by PuritySyrup October 16, 2011

Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

Bad Willow

A nice, smart girl who has suffered a great loss and began to act crazy and/or psychotic. Based on Willow Rosenberg, from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

After Cindy lost her grandmother, she went all Bad Willow and tried to assault Mandy's boyfriend.

by Penelope88 March 21, 2009

Willow

A great friend you want the Trust of. She is beautiful, inside and out and is very protective of her friends. She is loyal, trustworthy and a good laugh. Be careful though: she had a dark side. She gets you to think she is that innocent girl from down the road when she actually leads you astray. When you find your kitchen knives missing, you know your in trouble.....

You can look at willow and say "why aren't we comedians? "

Or........
"Have you seen willow?"
"No but two of my kitchen knives are missing and there's blood over there.......and there.......and there....."
"Oh god, we're dead......literally. "

by Shine.your.light September 9, 2015

Willow

the nicest girl you will ever meet, except when you piss her off. She is the person i really care about but she doesn't know it

Willow is so beautiful

by First Breath after coma March 23, 2005

Willow

A cute and lovable artist! Don't call her cute right infront of her though!!! She hates being called cute, adorable, beautiful, etc... She is a great artist and is a lefty. She is kind hearted and cares a lot for her friends.

Willow is so good at drawing!

I wish I could be Willow.

by CharlotteStegosaurus September 18, 2016