Wizards and Warriors

A 1987 NES video game by RARE that pissed a lot of fucking players off because you had to beat it in one fucking sitting since there was no passwords or save points.

I'm going to finish Wizards and Warriors on the NES and get pissed off at it because there are no passwords or saves so I have to do it in one sitting. Maybe I will just pause the game and leave my NES on overnight.

by pablowisdom August 15, 2016

Wizards Toe

Describes bad handwriting.
The type that looks as though a drunk 200 year old wizard has written it with his toes.

Dave's handwriting looks like it has been written by a wizards toe.

by John Broderico February 13, 2007

wizards sleeve

Emma Paradises undercarridge

"Jesus that Emma Paradise is a bit baggy down stairs her mott is like a wizards sleeve!"

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Wizards-cloak

-A loose woman
-An easy fuck

"You need to get yourself a wizards-cloak mate"

by Blackbrain December 14, 2009

wizards cap

When you have foreskin on your penis

I have a wizards cap on my penis.

by wizard master September 14, 2013

wizards pegging

When a magic couple from The Harry Potter universe drinks polyjuice potion with each other’s hair in it, then proceeds to have intense intercourse.

“Yo do you think Ron and Hermione are into wizards pegging?”

“Who tf starts a conversation like that???”

by MrPanos September 19, 2021

Wizards and Warlocks

The gayest game known to man. Involves spending countless hours collecting gems for the sole purpose of trying to find your penis because it’s so small.

“That kid is playing wizards and warlocks, what a fucking nerd”

by Dookiepoopy December 24, 2021