Witnesses

Oh I have witnesses. That's why I said "Go ahead and take me to court for defamation". Because if the people around me are aware of what happened there they will be forced to either let me go down for something that THEY KNOW is the truth.
Iam "I have witnesses. The one who calls me his best friend alluded to the fact that he didn't want want to pick sides (in the same way you all talk to me) and one of the people he introduced me to admitted to doing it in front of both of us. I even have family who are likely aware of it. They will either tell the truth or they'll lie. If they tell the truth I win. If they lie I don't have a family or friends. They are happy to exist in this limbo where just don't want to talk about it or give me anything I can use but I hate each and every one of them for it. So... Yeah."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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wit the fuck is this
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Scot's variation of "what".
"Wit wir you sayin just thir ya big daft numpty cloon heed ye?"
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To check out, or look at members of the opposite sex; part of the teenage mating ritual; to look and lust over another human
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The Trystan way of saying "What."
1. Wit you want?
2. Wit you looking at?
3. Wit? Wit? Do you wanna die? Cause I'll throw you off the balcony.
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Wit

an illiteret, and/or, retarted, persons way of saying "with"
illiteret person: yo wats up wit u i thut u wer goin to da club wit mii tonit

person with iq above 60: ... uhh, your retarted.
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Another of those ridiculous acronyms, meaning What Is That.
Along the lines of OMG, ROFL, LOL, BRB.
Person One "so we'll meet outside. SMH"
Person Two "SMH? WIT?"
Person One "...... ?"
Person Two "maybe now you'll stop using those stupid acronyms for everything"
by Over all the net/text acronyms November 21, 2011
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