Brantford Winstonworth

One of the most complete and comprehensive documentaries of your every day lax bro

In the words of Branford :

"I like to Lax, and I like to party, I gotta lot of spoons, my favorite i call Fluffy. Scored two goals in practice one day in High school, best goals I've ever scored. I like to chill with my buddies and lax in the backyard. While Deciding my college process i was like D1, D3? and after a while I was like Hey, I gotta go D1, although It's at the club level. Lastly, I get lot's of chicks, but not because I lax, i happen to be very Affluent."

My Style :

-Lax Pinnie (when i'm not hookin' up with chicks)
-Nice Shorts
-Croakies
-Turf Dogs
-Mid Calf Socks
- And a sweet pair of shades.

Brantford Winstonworth " I dont know what it is, my family tends to move to hotbed Lacrosse areas. It;s amde me a magnetic force from the great Lacrosse gods.

Brantford Winstonworth " D1, D3 I dunno. But after awhile I was like, hey I gotta go D1, and I am....its at the club level...but Im D1."

Brantford Winstonworth " Bros....Anyone care to Lax???"

Brantford Winstonworth " I like to Lax...And I like to Party"

by MurderFlakes February 14, 2010

Winstone Bogarde

To be one lazy fucker.

Pronounce Winstone BO-HARDER.

Former chelsea player aptly named Winstone Bogarde, who never played a single game in four years. But still raked in £40,000 a week. This was before the Roman Abramovich revolution.

by Aaron Gill May 4, 2005

winston smith

1) Main character of George Orwell's famous book, 1984.

2 + 2 doesn't equal five. Who are you, Winston Smith?

by loucks July 19, 2005

Winston

A cute, lovable and shy male. A person named Winston is sure to be the most amazing person you meet. He is good at drawing and singing! If he like-likes you, he might be a little rude due to his shyness, but don't worry, he'll get over his shyness with you soon!

Cristal: Aw, Winston, he's cute!
Jesse: I know, right?

by itliterallydoesntmatter April 8, 2019

Winston-Salem

City of about 150,000 in West-Central North Carolina. It started as a tobacco town, and is the home or R.J. Reynolds Tobacco--makers of Camel, Winston and Salem cigarettes. Also famous for being the home of Wake Forest University and North Carolina School of the Arts. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts also started here about 70 years ago.
The home to one of two surviving Moravian communities in the country, and the Old Salem historical district is literally a 18th-Century town in the middle of the city.

Still very much a small southern town; city government has a fear of expansion and growth, and the "good old boys" still run things.

"I am going to Winston-Salem to buy some doughnuts and cigarettes."

by Hippydude April 17, 2005

winstone

a term used to describe a creature preserved in tar.

the sabre tooth tiger in the tar pit was a 'winstone'

by max levy October 8, 2004

Winstons

An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.

Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019