Wiithdrawal

Detachment from the Nintendo Wii or emotional withdrawal from the Nintendo Wii.
Discontinuation of the use of the Wii as an addictive console.

Aaron was going through Wiithdrawal while he was camping.

by 4benders February 7, 2008

Wittypitty

Bullshitty, over sugarized. Unpure. Cool-looking but not cool at all. Something like fake but still real.

This thing is getting way too wittypitty, I am almost starting to hate it

by Alvaro Franz April 1, 2021

Twitter witty

(adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.

Her followers think she's hilarious, but her real life friends know she's just Twitter witty.

by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011

witty-watty

Witty-Watty is a slang term for midget masturbation.

The sound a midget's balls make when he is masturbating.

"Hey Joey"
"Yeah, Bret?"
"Look at that midget over by the trashcan~"
"Holy cow, Bret. He is getting his witty-watty on!"
"That is hot."

by Cedric Stewart Collins Jr. March 24, 2008

WiiTard

Someone who is so clueless they can't even use the simple remote control for the Nintendo Wii. 2. Someone who is dumb enough to break their TV by throwing a Wiimote or otherwise injuring themselves with said Wii

"Aparently theres a rash of cases of people throwing their Wiimotes into their TV screens. Now they're trying to sue nintendo"
"What a bunch of Wiitards

by Naugthyotsel January 29, 2007

Nintova's Wiitness

Group of japanese people (usually two) who come to your door holding they're Worshiping Idol Item (more commonly known as a Wii) trying to encourage others to join their religion. Once you open the door, they automatically cast their spell on you by reciting the magical words: "We would like tplay." If you are not fast enough to close the door, you'll soon find yourself playing a game with 3 other people (who may or you may or may not know, you won't care either way) as the two Japanese men sit in the corner with evil grins upon their faces filled with the sense of the knowledge; they got you. Then they disappear without a trace, on to search for their next victim.

Signs of an oncoming Nintova's wiitness visit include:

-Strange banjo music playing from an unknown source
-Everyone in the house (all four of you) gathering in front of the door to answer it

Things that will increase your susceptibility:

-Being a member of a family of four
-Having 3 other multi-cultural friends
-Just having four people being in the general area

To avoid:

-When opening the door yell: "NO NINTOVA'S WITNESS!" and run like the dickens. Turn off all lights and hide in a corner until sunrise (even if the sun is already out).
-Some people will say that assuming the fetal position is also helpful, but "experts" claim there is no conclusive evidence of this
-Also do not share hiding spaces. It makes the fear into a more concentrated substance. (They can taste your fear)

*doorbell rings*

*Member of multi-cultural group of four opens the door*

Japanese dude: "We would like to pl-"

Member of multi-cultural group of four: "NO NINTOVA'S WIITNESS!"

*Slams door as everyone picks different corners and waits until dawn*

by dbn June 9, 2007

wiitard

An insulting name for a Nintendo fanboy. Derived from combining "Wii" and "retard."

Fanboy: NINTENDO INVENTED INNOVATION AND GAMEPLAY X360 PS3 SUCK
Normal person: Don't these wiitards ever shut up?

by Space Whale! May 9, 2006