who peed in your wheaties?

when someone comes into work looking distraught, or visibly upset, pouting, or sporting general negative vibes you say this to lighten the mood.

K: {comes in looking hungover and like she just did the walk of shame}
M: Who peed in your Wheaties??

by Kat November 25, 2004

Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool

A pretty small school with a small amount of kids. Don't let the size of the school make you think it's a quiet and chill school though. WCMHS is a wolf in sheep's clothing. If you move to this school and you aren't popular, prepare to be bullied beyond belief. Soccer and basketball are them main sports there. Watch out for the soccer girls, they're feisty. The terms "kill yourself" and "faggot" are thrown around a lot at the school. Also, don't get in the way of any popular kids, they can and will beat your ass. There's a lot of stoners, you can't really avoid them. As long as you just stay quiet and go from class to class like you're supposed to, your time at WCMHS will be just fine.

Unless you're different.

Then you're fucked.

"Wow, I heard Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool can be a pretty rough school. I feel bad for anyone who goes there."

by Yoshikonatsu February 13, 2018

Wheatley

(Spoiler warning)

A wonderful little blue-eyed ball of anxiety and awkwardness who's not a moron and really needs a hug. Voiced by the awesome Stephen Merchant as a main character in Portal 2 who helps Chell through the abandoned Aperture Science until he's exposed to the robot equivalent of crack cocaine (canonically confirmed by the devs!) and gets way ahead of himself.

He's also currently in space, and probably really needs saving. Save Wheatley :(

Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite character in Portal 2?

Person with a functioning heart: Wheatley, duh!

by Some Friendly Gay Loser March 20, 2021

Cream of Wheat

A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.

Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?

by s13_coupekilla September 29, 2010

Wheatley

Note: It's only fair to point out this article may contain spoilers.

Character from the video game Portal 2. Helps you through the first part of the game to the point where you remove Glados from power. At that point he betrays you and sends you to the abandoned part of Apeture Science, forcing you to form a partnership with Glados to stop him.

Wheatley nearly kills Chell and Glados so many times it's not even funny.

by Gaaraofthedamned July 30, 2011

shredded wheat

A breakfast cereal made of deliciously toasted wheat fibers, all perfectly weaved into a single bite-sized square.

An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver

Id like to feel your arm. I like shredded wheat.

by battletortoise May 12, 2008

wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018