3 definitions by battletortoise

sluts in the middle

A collective term referring to any females (or males) in your social group that dress whorrishly, and let out excessive erotic giggles to get the center of attention.

instructor: "Ok everyone, get comfortable, were watching The Odyssey today.

(sluts run to the middle and laugh)

anon: sluts in the middle!!

by battletortoise May 12, 2008

shredded wheat

A breakfast cereal made of deliciously toasted wheat fibers, all perfectly weaved into a single bite-sized square.

An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver

Id like to feel your arm. I like shredded wheat.

by battletortoise May 12, 2008

skanks in the center

see sluts in the middle

instructor: "Ok everyone, get comfortable, were watching The Odyssey today."

(skanks run to the middle and laugh)

anon: skanks in the center!!

by battletortoise May 14, 2008