wetty fap

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.

My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.

by Bogrimm October 2, 2015

sweaty wetty

A hard working Mexican

I just got done laying tile with a sweaty wetty, finished an hour early.

by AnthonyinAnaheim February 2, 2014

Wetty Fap

When you're masturbating and you climax into the left eye of the reciever and yell "SQUAAA!"

My girlfriend walked in on me jerkin' it last night. I bet she wasn't expecting me to be mid-fap, and turn it into a wetty fap!

by Mike the Fike... March 22, 2020

Felsted wetty

A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.

“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”

by Thegaydude July 2, 2019

Wetty crease

When someone is a wetty crease it usually means that their batty craese is wet or they are fucking retarded

Yo dont trust that wetty crease Reean he's fucking retarded

by Pussy muncher69420 April 23, 2020

White Wetty

a bubble of discharge that occurs at unconvenient times

"ah im so excited to go to karen's party!"
"yeah me too its gunn-oh god.."
"whats wrong?"
"i think i just got my period, let me check..oh no, were good it was just a white wetty"

by gynah October 19, 2008

Wetty Warmer

peeing in your wetsuit while out in the surf to provide warmth.

It was 10*C in the water, but the surf was great, so I did a wetty warmer and stayed out another 1/2 hour

by Anonymous February 27, 2003