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alpha weezel 

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.
I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!
alpha weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008
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A slang term for the city of Federal Way. Federal Way is a suburb of Seattle, but with a hell of a lot more swag. If you're from Fed, F-Dub, The 253, The Quarter Trey, or Fed Weezy you know that Pac is a place for street races & homeless people. The transit center is where people get shot. Pattisons West is for middle schoolers. The Mall is known by 2 names and you only go there if you're bored (Sea-Tac & The Commons) Redondo is for Russians. And the high schools are just as dangerous as jails (with the same amount of police security)
Where we chillin tonight?

The Quarter Trey.

Where?

Fed, Fed Weezy, the 253?

Ohh, I feel it.
Fed Weezy by kmyrhow November 16, 2010

stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.
Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!
stock weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008
A band so awesome that they can sing about cheese and make it sound cool.
On the scale of awesomeness, Weezer is super great.
weezer by dot August 14, 2003

Weezer fan 

Ronald is a weezer fan dude thats why he can’t get laid!”
Weezer fan by Doomerboy69 March 18, 2020

weezer fever

The sudden rekindled love of the band Weezer having just heard their new song 'Pork and Beans'.
Man one: ''Oh man, have you heard Weezer's new track Pork and Beans''

Man two: ''Yeah bro! I've totally like just come down with an extreme case of Weezer Fever!
weezer fever by TheColonel11 June 23, 2008