Tyme-waster

Tyme-Wasters are a group of superior people who waste time. They don't attend school and live on Tyme Land. They love cows and are good at French.

Wow. Danielle is a Tyme-Waster.

Ew. You aren't a Tyme-Waster.

by cardi dyatlov September 14, 2020

Waster Wednesday

A day in the week (specifically Wednesday) on which people enjoy the song Waster by swedish artist Bladee.

Person 1: "Have you noticed that it's Waster Wednesday?"

Person 2: "Yeah I've already put the Icedancer vinyl on the turntable."

by DrainerTilIMeetMyMaker April 19, 2023

Time Waster

A girl that will not sleep with you even though you have spent a considerable amount of time and money taking her out

Guy 1: Dude how was last night?
Guy 2: Girl is a time waster
Guy 1: haha third time this month!

by Slackjawed Chinaman November 14, 2013

wood-waster

Any action or obligation that does not allow for use of an erection in the morning.

8 a.m. meetings are usually such a wood-waster, but luckily my girl is a master-carpenter.

by DirtyD3R March 13, 2009

wannabe waster

Someone who pretends to be a drinker and drug user but is too pussy to inhale a joint or drink booze strait. Most of the time they'll just talk about how much they drink or smoke but can't be seen when it comes to actually doing these things.

"NUUH, I DWANK 15 PINTS OF VODKA LAST NIGHT THEN I SMOKED 60 SPLIFFS"
"Shut up Liam you wannabe waster"

by Tedington December 14, 2006

traffic waster

A person that's driving a car, lorry,etc, and is moving too slow, wasting other drivers time, usually leaving a long queue behind them.

This driver ahead of us is such a traffic waster.

by travel_to May 27, 2015

Oxygen Waster

someone who laughs alot and takes huge breath after every interval of Haha's.

"On god bro, you are such an Oxygen Waster"

Friend : WHEEZE

by Daddymilo January 20, 2021