wank

1. Masturbation. 2. n. Rubbish. e.g. "Don't talk wank". 3. v. To masturbate. As in "My brother wanks all the time and he's got perfect eyesight".

As in "If you have a wank every day you'll go blind".

by garthy July 08, 2006

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a derogatory british word describing the gentle art of masturbation often misused by americans. Hence:
1)wanking- not wanking off
2)wanker- not wank
3)a situation can be a wank

1) i was wanking (when my mother walked in). i had a wank.
2) Graham is a wanker. Americans are wankers.
3) That was a wank(the film, lecture, class, job interview etc).

by hornskull December 06, 2003

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1. masturbating
2. doing nothing, wasting time

"I don't know where her is, he must be off somewhere wanking"

by Little Blue Patakha January 15, 2003

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Wank

to move your hand up and down your dick until you cum.

Lee had a wank for 5 minutes , then he shot his cum straight in Matt's mouth and face.

by yep9 May 03, 2015

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A British term meaning jacking off or masturbating.

polishing the pipe
jerkin' the gerkin
massaging the lower horn
releasing the pearl jam
whackin' the mole
jackin' the beanstalk
erecting the monument
lubing the tube
beating around the bush
wank in the tank

by Bobby McPherson March 27, 2007

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