Walmart

an acronym for the standard employee pool-
We're All Lazy Motherfuckers And Retired Truckers
-or-
We're All, Like, Minorities, Asians, Redneck Trash
-or-
Where A Luckless Moron Acquires Revolting Things
(maybe that's one def too many.)

.........rising from the site of the abandoned chemical plant, near the creek that has no life in it, a brand-spanking-new Walmart is soon to open in your area. Doesn't matter where you live, anywhere in the world-if Dubya doesn't get you, or his replacement (Dan Quayle, anyone?), Walmart will be there soon. Run away, but you will never escape................WALMART!!!!!!

by earpuller October 10, 2005

walmart

a giant chain store that is slowly taking over the economy. They sell everything from really ugly clothes, to discusting microwave dinners, to guns, to furniture. They also like to hire illegal immigrants and mentally challenged people to work at their stores.

hey Mary Sue round up the kids so we can all go to Walmart and buy some plastic lawn furniture and get some of those VHS tapes out of that big bin and get some new tires fer the truck!

by sammys May 13, 2006

Walmart

The place where missing individuals/kidnapping victims are last seen. A good place to "go missing".

The missing teenager was last seen on Walmart surveillance video.

by wolfbait51 January 26, 2011

Walmart

a warehouse store selling many different items (basically everything) which claims to sell stuff extermely cheaper when it's literally 18 cents cheaper

video game at your local video game shop: $49.99
video game at your local Walmart warhouse: $49: 82

yeah. im saving big time.

by windblazexD November 7, 2009

Walmart

The ghetto/ cheaper version of target.

I'm ugly, I'm going to go sit in Walmart to feel better.

by Mexican Junp Roper June 2, 2017

Walmart

The place where everyone goes to get their food, but complains about how small businesses are being shut down Even though everyone goes there. No one shops at small businesses anyway because their prices are ridiculous and they only have food.

some dumb boomer: "Walmart's shutting down all of the local businesses!"
Smart person: "wasn't that you I saw at Walmart yesterday?"

by Boy #34 in your bedroom November 5, 2019

Walmart

A shitty place that treats it's employees like shit and gives you food poisoning with their popcorn chicken.

"Walmart gave me fucking food poison again."

by GINTegg March 31, 2022