Woodyard

The location of wood behind the Ag-Building at West Muskingum High School

"Fuck Showalter, Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"

"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"

"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"

"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"

by Joshua Showalter May 24, 2008

woodwardic

When something is so beyond horrible it kills the person who's thinking about it.

Person 1: Daym bro... you hear about covid 19????
Person 2: ye bruh, dat wuz woodwardic cuz.

by AnIntellectual44342 December 21, 2021

woodard

(n), one who has Swiss block cheese titties. May be transparent in nature, showing many veins. Particularly nasty to look at or be flashed. CAUTION - nauseating nipples.

Gosh, Ashley has such woodard titties.

by Andrew Bresnock January 14, 2008

woodard

a family of imbrednecks who drive geo storms.

The Woodard's just ate my pet rat.
Look at them there Woodard's, they done mulitplied again.

by matthius July 30, 2008

Woodard

Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of stupid shit. Including but not limited to pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as hair gel. Falling into pregnant women. Trying to suck on your girlfriend's toes.

Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.

Did you see Woodard? He is acting like a tard tonight.

If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.

That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.

Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.

by doctordray January 13, 2010

woodwardo

A fag with a tiny penis

Hey Tevon is such a woodwardo.

by Skillman355 June 4, 2014

Woodtarded

Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.

You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.

by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022