Wise the bap

"Don't be daft", "Use your noodle"

See also: Houl the bus

Jonty: "I rid yer ma last night"
Steek #2: "Wise the bap, she's a dyke, you deck"

by cosmicSTRESSHEAD September 25, 2006

wise off

When you act like a smart ass, give attitude, Act as if your are better then everyone around, or to brag.

Do not wise off mother or you'll be in loads of trouble.

by Natsu's_Bae_foreva January 29, 2018

wise weirdo

He's a wannabe geek who loves programming, psychology, and could do and learn that stuff for the rest of the century. He tries to be sarcastic, but desperately fails. He tries to be empathetic and in the process, he overthinks everything. He values online friends more than irl ones.

A wise weirdo you are, eh? Proud is, Master Yoda

by Darth Weirdo Da Wise May 20, 2021

wise mystical tree

a really wise tree everyone has seen in shitty ads at least once in their lives

“if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”

her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there

my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>

by otto apocalpyse’s piss drawer October 1, 2022

Wise Dodge

When someone is scared to do something. Usually in call of duty when somebody doesn't 1v1 they will say Wise dodge

1v1 me hardpoint wise dodge

by ninjashyper0 August 5, 2018

WISE Isles

Wise Isles, is the new politically correct way of referring to the British Isles. Wales, Ireland, Scotland, England Isles. The Isle of Man is not happy about it though.

Patrick-I am an Irish man, I am free from British Tyranny.
George-No you are not Ireland is part of the British Isles, thus you are British
Patrick- No you idiot, that is an archaic way of describing these two islands. I propose we name them the WISE Isles
George- I see where you are you going with this - the four countries first initials rearranged as an anagram, genius

by 27pence October 2, 2007

Wise Girl

The smartest, cutest, most wonderful person you'll ever get the chance to meet.

Max is my Wise Girl.

by CamiloTheDragon January 15, 2021