basket watcher

looking at a male's crotch through his pants and judging its size.

josh: "what are you looking at?"
Steve: "nothing"
josh: "no, you were checking out his junk, you basket watcher"

by Joshy D June 2, 2007

Watcher Angels

The purpose of the Watchers were, obviously, orginally to watch over mankind. Similar to Guardian Angels. Unfortunatly, they fell lustful for the women of earth. The Watcher Angels, also known as Girgori, are a group of angels who betrayed God and came to earth to have sex with the women of earth. They had children who became giants 300 cubits tall known as Nephilim. Because of their sin, God flooded the earth and made earth sin-free killing everyone and thing except Noah and his family. There are 200 Watchers who betrayed God. The Watcher angels are taller than giants and remain silent. The Watchers who taught humans the way and knowledge of angels (astronamy, writing, painting, signs, sorcery, etc.) were chained in the depths of earth until the time of Judgement when they are released and judged (Seals of Judgement spoken of in Revelations). The leader of the Watchers is the archangel Semyaza. (All this information is from the Book of Enoch, though Watcher Angels are talked about in other books of the Holy Bible)

When men began to multiply on earth and daughters were born to them, the sons of heaven saw how beautiful the daughters of man were, and so they took for their wives as many of them as they chose. Then the Lord said: "My spirit shall not remain in man forever, since he is but flesh. His days shall comprise one hundred and twenty years." At that time the Nephilim appeared on earth, after the sons of heaven had intercourse with the daughters of man, who bore them sons. They were the heroes of old, the men of renown. - Genesis 6:1-4 Stupid Watcher Angels

by <(-_-)> December 10, 2006

Watchdog

Guard Dog to protect people. Commonly used in junk yards.

The good watchdog deployed as a guarddog protected his masters domain.

by The Computer Guy December 8, 2005

Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"

they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021

Watchdogs

The game that completely stole the show at E3.

It is about a badass super hacker that has access to everyone's personal information and uses it to fuck up some serious shit.

In a nutshell possibly the best game that is going come out in 2012.

BREAKING NEWS: Because of the awesomeness that is watchdogs, everyone that has seen the trailer has exploded with happiness.

by Yazzoo26 December 13, 2012

willy watcher

A man that stands next to you in the gents toilets and spends all the time eyeing up yer wood

You:I was in the toilets and Tom came in and stared at my penis.
Friend:Didn't you know he waas a Willy watcher

by Geordie Boy October 14, 2003

water watcher

a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.

A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023