two waitresses to go with nothing on them

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

wactress

one of the many aspiring actresses in New York City and Los Angeles who are "only currently" working as waitresses.

"That wactress had a slammin' ass!"

"Yeah, bro! I bet she can do an even slamminer monologue!"

by thebumblekee June 11, 2012

waifress

An underweight waitress.

I left the waifress a tip, but I should have left her a cheeseburger.

by Circushead July 14, 2006

Waitross

A slightly posh pronunciation of the word 'Waitrose'; a cult-like middle class supermarket in Britain that sells slightly above-average food at extortionate prices.

Have you heard about that new Waitross opening across the street.

by LiteralFacile-ism January 6, 2014

waiteress

Name you call your waiter/waitress when not knowing who is attending you.

James, how long you think it will take for our waiteress to serve us?

by Chuchy May 1, 2019

waiftress

the underweight, pasty, young urchin serving you in a bar. typically with doc marten boots, no makeup and stringy hair.

hopefully the draft in the bar won't blow our waiftress away before she brings me another beer.

by dankhaddock November 21, 2010

Waitressing

The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.

Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."

by OddsBodkins November 22, 2011