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Vienna Steamer

This is a variant of the classic Cleveland Steamer:

When the genetic stock you are trying to build cannot be constructed due to lethal or subviable combinations of chromosomes. At some stage during construction of the desired stock, the lethal combination will be observed as an absence of certain predicted genotypes. This will appear at first as a violation of Mendel's Law of Independent Assortment and make the geneticist feel like Gregor Mendel has just defecated on his or her chest. As Mendel lived and worked in Austria, this above-described scenario is known as a "Vienna Steamer."
No, in the end I couldn't make that stock. I got a Vienna Steamer when I tried to collect double-balancer females.
by piledhigheranddeeper May 5, 2010
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vienna hot plate

A sex act, involving two people, where one person lies prone with a glass pie plate over their face and the other deficates onto the pie plate.
Did you see the German porn flick where that girl took a Vienna Hot Plate??
by d-townLBC May 19, 2006
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Vienna, Virginia

Gay ass town with nothing to do in it cuz the rich people make it fucking suck and the cops are horrible cuz since nothing exciting happens there are like 50 cop cars for like 2 people being out past curfue the rich old people who live in vienna are douches and make it worse becuse they give the kids drity looks like their scum when their the scum bags who fucking make it like this im mean there are like 30 banks one after another down 123 if they put something in those spots that are actually useful then maybe they could get a fucking life and honestly the stuck up old people only care about how nice vienna is and so they call the cops on the kids who are just sitting on the strip and not bothering any one
Vienna, Virginia and its rich old people,

Old people "hey, you kids why dont you go get a job and stop making our town look so crappy"
Kids "what dont you just go on with your lifes and spend your money"
Old people "We live in the 4 best town on the east coast"
Kids "yea says the people that DONT LIVE HEAR"
Old people "it wouldnt be so bad if kids like you with their cig. would stop coming around"
Kid "no it wouldnt be so bad if the stuck up old people like you would stop bothering us and worrying about how good you look to the others in the world"
Old people "well....im calling the cops"
Kids "yea yea thats what i thought go fuck yourself and tell the cops I would love to see them for the 2nd time today"
by you heard it hear folks August 31, 2006
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Vienna, IL

A town in the most south south of Illinois, surrounded by cows, corn, and pigs, Vienna Illinois is a hillbilly redneck town, with Hillbillies as far as the eye can see. Its a waving town, so when a car passes, no matter if you know the person or not, you will wave anyways. Its surrounding towns, are Anna, Buncome, and Cypress. The High School is the Vienna Eagles. This is a small town. 5 gas stations,3 old people homes, a dairy queen, a subway, and a mcdonalds.
Mable Sue- "Why did that man just wave at me, I didnt know him."
Ellie May- "Well Gosh, he must be from Vienna, IL"
by Elliemay12121 January 25, 2011
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vienna sausage

a slang word for the undersized, unimpressive penis of the white male, due to it's resemblance to a vienna sausage. Pink, floppy, and bland.
White woman: "I don't want to have sex with you, white boy, you got a vienna sausage! I like that big Black meat from African men"
White male: "yeah well fuck you!"

the sad rejected white male goes home to watch BLACKED to feel better
by MediocreWhiteMale6998 September 3, 2021
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vienna sausage

Humogous fat schlong
Kilberg was going around telling everyone that his boyfriend had a real vienna sausage. Turns out the fag was lying though...just a chode
by Beisner April 12, 2005
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Vienna Hot Dog

A lesbian sex act where when woman has enlarged lips and the other has an enlarged clit and they grind while making out missionary or fooling around in doggy.
Guy1:Hey man how is that porno you got last night?
Guy2:Well the beginning was good. But the rest not so much.
Guy1:Why is that?
Guy2:Well they were hot up until they got naked and when they were making out there rubbing their shit together and it was a total Vienna hot dog situation down there. Last time I buy German porn.
by Painfullee September 5, 2018
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