vegetable

A vegetable is a person who is a dumbass

Nick you fucken vegetable

by Nigga97 June 6, 2019

vegetables

A version of "vegetables" only said with Latin pronunciation. Should be used when referring to Latin.

"We had vegetables in Latin class today."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

Vegetal

A vegetable that busted a mega nut

Bob the tomato vegetalled in my bootyhole

by SuperBlitzKing101 November 10, 2017

vegetable

A mockery of of the term fruit when used seriously.

"Your such a fruit."
"Yeah well your a vegetable."

by Cannibal Guppy November 2, 2003

vegetable

A straight person. The opposite of a "fruit," aka a gay person.

The majority of the world are vegetables.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

vegetable

asian slang for dumb blonde.

I can no believe vegetables want us to go out with the black mans. We far superior and asian with black man is unnatural fo shizzle.

by got rice? March 7, 2005

Vegetated

To get absolutely smashed on alcohol, that by the end of the night you are left looking like a vegetable

"You should've seen Connor last night, he had half a shandy and was already vegetated on the floor"

by MrReadingAcademy July 1, 2015