An uncircumcised penis
Its called this cuz it got an opened round top like that of a flower vase, tho i dont reccommend putting flowers in his vase.
Its called this cuz it got an opened round top like that of a flower vase, tho i dont reccommend putting flowers in his vase.
At nude beach
Man 1: damn look at that guys phat vase
Man 2: bruh i wish i had a vase
Man 1: bro guys with vases are ultimate Chads its so much easier to fap with one.
Man 1: damn look at that guys phat vase
Man 2: bruh i wish i had a vase
Man 1: bro guys with vases are ultimate Chads its so much easier to fap with one.
by Thottestoftatertottest November 1, 2019
Get the Vasemug. 
Get the Vasemug. by Hfrujfhhbh June 29, 2017
Get the vase facemug. an object that was broken at a super cool jock dudes party. nobody found out who broke it. was it you?
Thomas: AH! WHY?! *vase shatters*
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!
by just.fandom.th1ngs October 4, 2020
Get the vasemug. by boxcart April 11, 2025
Get the Big vasemug. by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023
Get the Leere Vasemug. To have intimacy while on your period
by His_fav_ brat January 18, 2024
Get the vase cleaningmug.