vanitize

The act of abbreviating or sometimes lengthening a word, phrase, name or idea for use on a vehicle license (vanity) plate in order to fit the message into the space allowed (usually 7-8 characters) or because the correct spelling is already taken by another license plate owner.

"Hey, I got my Mississippi Native vanity plate the other day!"

"How did you vanitize that for the plate?"

"It's MSNATV"

by shawnblog July 6, 2009

vanity mirror

The act of calling out your own name while achieving orgasm, while engaged in intercourse with another person.

After the Vanity Mirror incident, Stacey could tell Bruce was only in love with himself.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

Vanta Lord

(noun)

Defined as:

The male equivalent to the baddest bitch alive!

Ps: his tiktok is The Vanta Lord, give him a follow and enter The Vanta Realm!!

"That guy is such a Vanta Lord, he reminds me of Agostinho!"

by Vanta God March 21, 2021

I vant vun

Originally seen in the movie "Supertroopers" ('Who wants a moustache ride?' 'I Vant Vun!! I Vant Vun!!')now used to describe anything you want

Luke: Want an icecream man?
Andy: I vant vun!!!

by For me to know March 8, 2007

tino väinämöinen

A character from the anime Hetalia. He is part of the Nordic 5 and is the 'Wife' of Sweden. He is the most motherly of the Nordics. He has 2 sons named Peter Kirkland or Sealand, and Erland or Ladonia. He also has a dog named Hanatamago and pet reindeer. He is hetalia's personal Santa Claus. He also is an expert with guns especially sniper rifles.

Tino Väinämöinen is my favorite character in Hetalia!

by Hanatamago! March 11, 2017

vanity blast

Using social media tools in a vain attempt to increase one's perception in the eyes of others, most commonly accomplished via real-time mobile updates.

Wanker: "I'd switch to Google+, but without status updates how can I let my friends know to envy me???"
Everyone else: "No one cares about you, or your vanity blasts!"

by Sebastian Owl July 25, 2011

Vanity Wall

A wall covered with someone’s academic achievements and awards, photos of their posing with some VIPs or ministers, including art paintings and frames of rare stamps and coins.

Guesstimate what percentage of the world’s population in the developed world have a vanity wall at home to impress their relatives, friends, and visitors.

by MathPlus October 7, 2021