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Vesus

Same as Jesus, but in female form. It is the combination of the two terms "Venus" (from Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus) and "Jesus".
There is only one thing Jesus truly fears... Vesus.
by aliaz July 19, 2011
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Venus

A beautiful woman with an adorable personality to match. This woman is usually very carefree and playful. She will be easily broken, but strong when it comes to opinions. When you're around Venus, you can't help but to smile.
"Venus feels really strongly about not liking him!"

"Venus is gorgeous. She's my world."
by BabyIsBeautiful September 12, 2011
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Venus Snatch Trap

A girl who keeps a man only by her sexual skills.
Man why havent you ditched that bitch yet?
That bitch has me with her Venus Snatch Trap.
by tunazz June 15, 2008
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venus dragon whip

When a man forces a girl onto her knees, pulls down his pants, and gets a blowjob. When he is satisfied, he then proceeds to force her open mouth onto his penis, pushing until her lips reach the base in one swift motion. Immediately following this action, the man pulls out his erect penis and bitch slaps her across the cheek.
Person 1: Guess what dude.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: When i was getting a blowjob from my bitch yesterday, i ended it with the venus dragon whip.

Person 2: Damn!!!
by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010
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venusia the girl

A girl called Venusia is the perfect girl!
She's kind, helpful, friendly and she's help every one who need that, but you have to deserve it for make this possible!
She's the classic rebel but girly and She's very determined to do things!
If you have to tell something she will be there for you!
"Why aren't you sad anymore?"
"oh! I talked to Venusia the girl, now I'm fine!"
by Kittycatbabykitten September 20, 2017
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venushatesmustyferretboy

venushatesmustyferretboy Is one of my tiktok mutuals, I love them. 😂😂😂😂😓😓🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️🥺🥺🤞🤞 (no homo) Love bazinxa
venushatesmustyferretboy Is a pussy
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Venus

1. A super sexy Roman goddess who became just a little bit slutty and a little bit arrogant. She was gorgeous and eternally youthful, with beautiful reddish-blonde hair and perfect complexion. She is the goddess of love, beauty and everything sexual. In other words, she was perfect. 100% utterly perfect. She was married to graceless dumbass Vulcan, the god of fire. Her true love was actually Mars, the god of war. Their child was gorgeous goddess Harmonia. Male counterpart is Cupid. In Greek mythology, known as Aphrodite.

2. Second planet from the sun, very hot. Usually known to people as red, but sometimes it is beige.

3. Professional African-American female tennis player. Has a sister, who also plays professional tennis, named Serena. Last name is Williams. Often known as the best female tennis players in the world.
1. Marc: Venus is the most perfect, loveliest person in the whole world.

2. Nardward the nerd: I am doing a project on the planet Venus for the anual Wylie Junior High science fair.

3. Jessie: Venus Williams is my role model. She is the best woman tennis player to ever walk this planet.
by J.F.K May 30, 2004
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