When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate.
Ray is borderline retarded and because no woman in their right mind will be with him he will probably get Valentines bumps again this year.
by me February 14, 2005
Get the Valentines bumps mug.A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.
by Fuckthepainaway February 18, 2007
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A person who is married to the Arab version of emily prentiss, is very proud of her culture and her heritage, hates the American government ( as she should )
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her humor is the bomb 💣
girlboss
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gaslighting
her humor is the bomb 💣
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by taralewisalovesurmom April 15, 2022
Get the valeriescomet mug.Christian Valencia is a great friend that's always there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with all your problems. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantastic person, probably the best you could ever meet. Go up to him once in a while, he'll make you feel great.
by Coolboy152 December 13, 2018
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Person 1: Valentine!! Fuck AUTOCORRECT
Person 2: no
Person 1: Ok, Nevermind bye.
Person 1: Valentine!! Fuck AUTOCORRECT
Person 2: no
Person 1: Ok, Nevermind bye.
by shizzyed March 1, 2017
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by katy February 18, 2007
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See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.
See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.
Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.
Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
by Slunjan August 13, 2008
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