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Valentines bumps

When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate.
Ray is borderline retarded and because no woman in their right mind will be with him he will probably get Valentines bumps again this year.
by me February 14, 2005
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valentines day

A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.
Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.
by Fuckthepainaway February 18, 2007
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valeriescomet

A person who is married to the Arab version of emily prentiss, is very proud of her culture and her heritage, hates the American government ( as she should )
girlboss
gatekeeping
gaslighting

her humor is the bomb 💣
I love valeriescomet
by taralewisalovesurmom April 15, 2022
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Christian Valencia

Christian Valencia is a great friend that's always there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with all your problems. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantastic person, probably the best you could ever meet. Go up to him once in a while, he'll make you feel great.
Christian Valencia can you help me, please?
Yes, yes I can what's wrong?
by Coolboy152 December 13, 2018
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Valence

A mistake on saying Valentine but it means more.
Person 1: Do you wants to 🅱️️ my valence
Person 1: Valentine!! Fuck AUTOCORRECT
Person 2: no
Person 1: Ok, Nevermind bye.
by shizzyed March 1, 2017
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valentines day

a commercial holiday made up by women who couldn't deal with the fact that there's no holiday between christmas and easter.
valentines day made the entire population of non-commercial people feel like shit.
by katy February 18, 2007
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valentines day

In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.

See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.
Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.

Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
by Slunjan August 13, 2008
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