uptight

unable to relax and just chill, has panties all up in a twist, walks with a stick up their ass

"When under the influence of the Juana, OB the HOMO is the epitome of uptight. Luckily, chill patrol will respond with the motto of "just chill uptight boy!!!"

by sds May 5, 2004

uptight

adjective.

Ancient term for constipated.

He was uptight for four days until he bought some prune juice.

by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016

uptight

tense, anxious, nervous

Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.

by Light Joker December 11, 2005

uptight

Person who is not fun, unwilling to loosen up, go out, or try unconventional experiences.

Despite claiming to be fun, Patrick was way too uptight to allow himself to be blindfolded and handcuffed.

by doctorben January 4, 2008

uprights

the recieving end/part in sexual activity(ies)

"he gets it up, and through the uprights!"

by Hyotee February 11, 2005

uptight

Someone who is pissy about everything, and can easily make fun of others but takes getting made fun of too seriously.

Nick Skog is a uptight son of a bitch, that poser always makes fun of Aaron, but when Aaron called Nick a pair of horse testicles, Nick went fuckin' crazy.

by Derick Ross, not Punk_101 bullshit March 27, 2003

beat-it-up-right dance

An arrogant dance resembling the crip walk; performed usually by a male after he has extensively sexually pleasured a female,or hence the phrase has beat "it" up right.

Tyrese's portrays the character "Jody" in the film Baby Boy, and performs this dance after he and his girlfriend have sex. She asks: "What are you doing?" He replies- "That's the beat-it-up-right dance"

by Nydira Adams August 9, 2005