Unitard

When someone does something so singularly retarded it is unlikely to be repeated. A person who is a pinnacle of retardedness (i.e. unique retard).

Clarence just got caught looking at porn on his work computer. What a unitard.

by Kwame Beauvais January 29, 2009

Unitaur

Half man, half horse. Fancies figure skating, ballet, and other such whimsical activities. Closely related to the unicorn, however exhibits further signs of homosexuality. Is always clad in a one piece outfit made entirely of nylon. Unitaurs are often seen in both sparkly and non-sparkly varieties.

"Is that a homosexual man-horse?"

"No, you ignorant dick. It's a Unitaur"

by grumblebee April 9, 2010

Unifart

When two or more people far in unison.

We sat around the campfire and practiced unifarti g

by ArmenMoloian June 30, 2015

Uzitard

fat fucking white discord mod that likes sucking dick and has a discord kittten named (android16tard)

"Ayo have u heard of that fat bitch uzitard?"

by Flowz1350 August 2, 2021

unitard

A person who uses unicode letter replacements in order to be cool in the online word. These people also usually think they can hack, but have never written a line of code in their life.

₤ãώđ　 Øf　 βГăıń　 ∑ă╥ıй 　ζǿmβìέš　　　is a perfect example of a unitard

by bentangle January 27, 2009

Unitarian Universalist Parents

Parents who practice the liberal religion of Unitarian Universalism. They are usually amazingly tolerant, and open to letting their kids explore whatever they want (i.e. their bodies, hallucinogens, alcohol, other kids' bodies, ETC.) Unitarian moms and dads are incredible cooks, and they always use organic ingredients they picked at the local farm. They're often (but not always) of higher income, and 99.9% of them vote Democrat simply because they're far too smart to do otherwise. Their kids grow up to be well-rounded and successful, and many of them go to work for the Diplomatic Corps. The best thing about Unitarian Universalist parents is that they love their kids no matter what. They don't give a cosmic f**k if their son or daughter grows up and finds a new religion, discovers he or she is gay, or elopes with a dirty, shoeless hippie. They'll just give them a hug and invite them (and the shoeless hippie spouse) over for a gourmet tofu steak and some imported beer.

Unitarian teenager: Bye, Mom and Mom! I'm going to a 4/20 party!
Unitarian mom: Have a good time, honey. Remember to bring some condoms.
Other Unitarian mom: Call us if you think you'll be home by tomorrow!

One year later...

Unitarian teenager: Mom and Mom! I was accepted to Harvard!
Unitarian mom: That's fantastic, honey. I knew all those years of Mandarin Chinese, French, Tagalog, Russian, Arabic, Portuguese, Afrikaans, and conversational Greek lessons would pay off!
Other Unitarian mom: Let's go on a spirit journey in the Sahara Desert to celebrate!

As you can see, Unitarian Universalist Parents are the only parents who know how to live.

by I See Dead People August 27, 2013

unitard

Someone who stays at a university too long, e.g. an eternal grad student.

Nine years to finish the Ph.D? You're a unitard!

by oboeguy May 2, 2006