Unitaur

Half man, half horse. Fancies figure skating, ballet, and other such whimsical activities. Closely related to the unicorn, however exhibits further signs of homosexuality. Is always clad in a one piece outfit made entirely of nylon. Unitaurs are often seen in both sparkly and non-sparkly varieties.

"Is that a homosexual man-horse?"

"No, you ignorant dick. It's a Unitaur"

by grumblebee April 09, 2010