grumblebee's definitions

Unitaur

Half man, half horse. Fancies figure skating, ballet, and other such whimsical activities. Closely related to the unicorn, however exhibits further signs of homosexuality. Is always clad in a one piece outfit made entirely of nylon. Unitaurs are often seen in both sparkly and non-sparkly varieties.

"Is that a homosexual man-horse?"

"No, you ignorant dick. It's a Unitaur"

by grumblebee April 9, 2010

joelous

Joelous: To be jealous of somebody named Joe.

"Did you hear that Joe got to stick that champagne bottle in that stripper's butt?"

"Yeah.. I'm totally joelous!"

by GrumbleBee April 5, 2010