When you slide one finger up a girls butt, pull it out and sneak two fingers in with the second finger flush behind the first. Once they are both in, seperate and spread your fingers apart.
by DruPaul December 26, 2008
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Despite the lack of any solid evidence for the existence of the umbrella test, mere mention of the phrase will leave most of the male population physically shaken and emotionally vulnerable, due to the painful connotations the procedure implies.
Despite the lack of any solid evidence for the existence of the umbrella test, mere mention of the phrase will leave most of the male population physically shaken and emotionally vulnerable, due to the painful connotations the procedure implies.
After the previous night, Martin knew that he'd probably picked up an unhealthy cocktail of STDs; but there was simply no way he could face the umbrella test at the clinic.
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Group of old women, usually asian, that operate at daytime and use umbrellas for shade. The gang can be seen walking in pairs or groups going to church. They hold meetings in church, schools and local community parks. Take caution when seeing them due to their aggressive nature. Some members have guns and swords hidden in the umbrella handle. The ring leader is the highest rank and usually the oldest. The ranks go by how long their umbrella shaft is. They can be seen usually on days that rain or is hot.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you hear about the murder?
Guy 2: Ya, the suspects were seen carrying umbrellas.
Guy 1: I bet it was Umbrella Gang!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Have you seen my grandma?
Guy 2: I think shes been recruited to the umbrella gang.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the murder?
Guy 2: Ya, the suspects were seen carrying umbrellas.
Guy 1: I bet it was Umbrella Gang!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Have you seen my grandma?
Guy 2: I think shes been recruited to the umbrella gang.
by Young Money All Day Every Day November 9, 2011
Get the Umbrella Gang mug.good umbretiquette forbids the use of oversized umbrellas while on crowded city streets. also using an umbrella while going up or down stairs (or confined spaces) as well as failing to lift your umbrella above others' eye level is a serious breach of umbretiquette
by proper April 1, 2004
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by Easttuth August 26, 2021
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2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.
2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.
1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."
2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."
2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*
by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
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A fictional company in the Capcom "Resident Evil" saga. In the game, the company uses it's status as an enitity to protect (thus the term "umbrella") it's biological experiments of dubious moral and ethical bearing. Can be used as a term to describe any company which engages in similar practices of hiding behind a name or "corporate veil".
A fictional company in the Capcom "Resident Evil" saga. In the game, the company uses it's status as an enitity to protect (thus the term "umbrella") it's biological experiments of dubious moral and ethical bearing. Can be used as a term to describe any company which engages in similar practices of hiding behind a name or "corporate veil".
Enron was an umbrella corporation, executives used it's name to protect themselves from the law and to hide their actions of dubious moral bearings.
by elgatofilo July 27, 2004
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