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Grand Theft Auto 5

Pretty much the best video game ever made with San Andreas. It is the latest video game in the GTA series. Feminists and mothers have their hands crawling up their asses over this game and can't handle the awesomeness.
Jim said, "Hey, I just got the new video game, Grand Theft Auto 5!"
"Isn't that my favorite game of all time?!" Max screamed as he orgasmed.
by DatGTA5Addict November 29, 2013
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teft

When you're wiping your asshole and you drag diarrhea up through your balls
oh no I tefted
by joekercom October 5, 2016
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Tweet Ho

A real female name derived from Garden Grove, CA.

There only exists one person with this name and she just so happens to be the sexiest Asian persuasion in the world.
Have you seen that girl Tweet Ho, she's the only Tweet Ho in the world.
by AAMH January 7, 2013
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Grand Theft Pussy

the act of paying a hooker for sex then killing her to get your money back and save some cash just like in grand theft auto
in these tough times i have to commit grand theft pussy to just to save a few dollars
by That Nigga Rob December 6, 2009
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tweetfam

short for Twitter Family. These are our friends that you follow on twitter and are constantly updating. They update so frequently that you know what they are doing every minute of the day. After following them for awhile, you know them so well that you now consider them your family!
Hey, let's go watch toy story 3 with the tweetfam!

She's not a part of our tweetfam because she doesn't tweet enough and doesn't tweet us.
by Jonnyvlogs June 29, 2010
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tweet and delete

The act of posting a tweet on Twitter, usually an inflammatory one, then deleting it, either due to paranoia or a realization that haters gonna hate.
Jim quickly realized that dissing Kim Kardashian for being a soulless whore was a waste of time, and practiced the zen art of tweet and delete.
by Path July 21, 2011
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tushie tweet

A twitter message (tweet) that is typed out and sent via your tushie by mistake. Most commonly sent using a mobile device.
Lady Gaga made the phrase popular by responding to her own tushie tweet.

The tushie tweet:
@rafamterra $mkkkppo #andalogobusão®

The response:
Lady Gaga: I think I just tushie-tweeted by mistake! :) sorry! 16 hour 20 min till The Edge of Glory! X
by hausofgengar June 9, 2011
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