Turpined

being way too drunk, causing yourself to flail beyond the word itself.

Guy 1: man i was fully turpined last night!
Guy 2: naw man, no one can flail like turpin..

by yarry May 31, 2012

Turning the Other Cheek

An expression derived from the Bible; meaning, to love your enemies while resisting them non-violently.

It says, I will not seek revenge because I am stronger than that. I will not respond with shame because I have dignity in Jesus; and not in hurting you.

Turning the other cheek is a powerful response, as it may require a great deal of self-control, which is painful to do in some cases (see example).

I Turn the Other Cheek when my enemies attack or insult me, but now that they're masquerading as me, causing confusion, division, and strife amongst my friends... turning the other cheek has become painfully hard and I feel deeply saddened.

by made beautiful March 24, 2013

torping

Torping is a penguin character and the official mascot of the Linux Communities. It was created on 7th of May 2017 as the relative of Tux, the original mascot created in 1996 for the Linux Kernel. The meaning of Torping can be derived from Linus Torvalds penguin. Another explanation can be Tor (anonymity network) and ping (the network utility used to test reachability)

good morning torping, that's a nice tnetennba

by torping June 30, 2017

aqua turding

The vile act of crapping while in the ocean. Occasionally committed by those surfers who are too lazy and/or unmotivated to get out of the water to deuce like a normal person. In fact, some surfers deliberately do it to "mark their terrirory", or do it to mark the end their surf session, leaving it behind it as an "I was here" statement.

-"Saturday was nothing but music, beer, surfing & aqua turding." *lmao*

-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*

by CactusHeart November 15, 2010

Tarping

The act of being ejaculated on, while wearing a rain poncho, or equivalent (e.g. garbage bag) by a group of masturbating men.

"I'm planning on checking out the Sunday night hentai show at the porno theatre, so I'm bringing a poncho. Let the tarping begin!"

OR:

"Sounds like it's raining."
"No, that's just those pervs tarping that old lady."

by SkeezyMike August 19, 2013

turning left

Used to describe those people who only get to experience the lifestyles of the rich and famous. pop stars, heiresses and the like. Comes from the habit of turning left into the 1st Class cabin of a aircraft on boarding.

Man, he wouldnt go to Macca's for a meal hes been turning left his whole life

by Ken the Pom February 26, 2008

turningbird

a person who get pissed/mad to easily for the stupidest reasons.

also can be known for people who are sensitive.

You: sup

Them: hey

You: your shirt looks really ugly today

them: shut up, your a gay fag. don't be judging me like that you scrub.

you: wow you turningbird.

by JacknStack November 24, 2009