Turk
Someone who burned half of Europe several centuries ago. More recently, they've tried to genocide off the Armenians and Greeks in the last century.
Turk by Not a turk October 7, 2012
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A turk refers to people of turkish origin in australia. Turks do not classify themselves as being arabs...they think they belong to an elite group where they have the right to speak grammatically incorrect english,think their crooked noses are attractive and are proud of their names that sound like a rock in a blender. These turks are also know , after a fight in a night club that consisted of 15 turks and one 18 year old ozzie, to run down the street chanting ´turkiye´ whilst all are clapping out of time-to commemorate their triumphant victory. Turks are amazingly good at soccer. During their teenage years, turks usually find themselves isolated,without any friends,develop a strong stench and complete their facial charateristics-which result in a face even their own mothers are reluctant to love. Turks usually start puberty at 9 yeras old. A turks idea of ´sik´ facial hair is made up of weird zigs and zags. It is still unkown how they pick up chiks.
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1) a person who lives in the country of turkey, regardless of ethnic background. must be muslom but not need follow.
2) slang a) a blood thirsty savage barbarian.
b) a bloody killer.
2) slang a) a blood thirsty savage barbarian.
b) a bloody killer.
went to turkey and saw turks do not have tails as we supposed before.
turkey dinner with all the trimmings!
turkey dinner with all the trimmings!
turk by Fayez Kata November 30, 2007
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Turk is a “race(?)” that was propagated during the WWI period by the right-wing conservative Christian media to have massacred millions upon millions, heck, zillions of Christians in order to justify the colonization attempts of the European Allied forces... Can we say “weapons of mass destruction, anyone!?”
After WWI, Turks were found innocent of crimes against humanity in the courts of those very same Allied forces because the “obvious evidences” were proven to be nothing but forgeries and racist war time propaganda. According to the court’s findings (and this is just a mere scratch of the surface), Turkish officers would have needed to have access to some fancy time machines in order to carry out the orders of killings of Christians; obviously the masterminds who forged those documents did not understand how the Islamic calendar worked! They also obviously did not know how to speak Turkish very well, and they most obviously misspelled every Pasha’s name who supposedly issued or received those orders... Well, anyway volumes can be written about the “obvious evidence,” and about the creative geniuses who have successfully managed to stir-up hatred of Turks to further the European colonialist agenda. Then again, volumes can be said about todays clueless European politicians who sit on their cushy seats in the parliament, and vote “aye” on a version of history that they feel is appropriate and in cooperation with the racist construction of the Turks’ terrible “essence.”
After WWI, Turks were found innocent of crimes against humanity in the courts of those very same Allied forces because the “obvious evidences” were proven to be nothing but forgeries and racist war time propaganda. According to the court’s findings (and this is just a mere scratch of the surface), Turkish officers would have needed to have access to some fancy time machines in order to carry out the orders of killings of Christians; obviously the masterminds who forged those documents did not understand how the Islamic calendar worked! They also obviously did not know how to speak Turkish very well, and they most obviously misspelled every Pasha’s name who supposedly issued or received those orders... Well, anyway volumes can be written about the “obvious evidence,” and about the creative geniuses who have successfully managed to stir-up hatred of Turks to further the European colonialist agenda. Then again, volumes can be said about todays clueless European politicians who sit on their cushy seats in the parliament, and vote “aye” on a version of history that they feel is appropriate and in cooperation with the racist construction of the Turks’ terrible “essence.”
“I was being employed by His Majesty’s Government to compile all available documents on the present treatment of the Armenians by the Turkish Government in a 'Blue Book,' which was duly published and distributed as war-propaganda!”
Arnold Joseph Toynbee, "The Western Question in Greece and Turkey: a Study in the Contact of Civilizations," Boston, Houghton Mifflin, 1922, p. 50.
Arnold Joseph Toynbee, "The Western Question in Greece and Turkey: a Study in the Contact of Civilizations," Boston, Houghton Mifflin, 1922, p. 50.
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Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.
Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.
turk
Slang for a person from the Welsh town of Llanelli.
Came from the fact that many Turkish people used to turn up in Llanelli and some married into the locals.
Usually refers to supporters of Llanelli Rugby Football Club, or Llanelli Scarlets regional rugby team.
Came from the fact that many Turkish people used to turn up in Llanelli and some married into the locals.
Usually refers to supporters of Llanelli Rugby Football Club, or Llanelli Scarlets regional rugby team.
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A word wiich is used in negative contexts, in Germany, Austria, USA and all of Scandinavia.
Means; Coward, a person which harms innocent persons and can`t runs 1vs1 - or 10vs10. Doesn`t matter. This word came because of a mongolic barbar tribe in Middle-East, called Turks - in Turkey. The kill civillians, innocent people and are cowards. Now you know.
Means; Coward, a person which harms innocent persons and can`t runs 1vs1 - or 10vs10. Doesn`t matter. This word came because of a mongolic barbar tribe in Middle-East, called Turks - in Turkey. The kill civillians, innocent people and are cowards. Now you know.
1; You turk, come over here.
2: What you want, foo ?
1: Suck my dick!
2: OK, Im a Turk and that`s my jobs - just like my ancestors had, its my pleasure.
2: What you want, foo ?
1: Suck my dick!
2: OK, Im a Turk and that`s my jobs - just like my ancestors had, its my pleasure.
turk by AzadiBuKurdistan January 13, 2009