5 definitions by rawTruth

sheila

A sheila generally refers to an australian girl. Sheilas still believe haircuts from the 80´s are sexy.With a tendency to show alot of their sagging breats,sheilas will always be found with a beer in one hand and a ciggarette in the other. The only time when you will find a sheila without any of the 2 possesions mentioned above is when their alcoholic 4th husband has bashed them because of sculling the last beer or smoking the last ciggarette, and they are on the floor licking up whats left of the beer or trying to sticky tape the broken ciggie back togther. Sheilas always curse asians and wear too much make up(usually to cover their black eyes). These gilrs have kids at 16....as soon as they become eligible for the governments ´baby scheme´ where $3000 is awarded to new mums for encouragement,as australia has a population issue. Found in pubs at around 9:00am or centrelink/welfare offices(standard opening time for both venues) sheilas are fond of kareoke and will not hesistate in sexual intercourse with a minor.Shelias are very malnutritioned and in the mornings look very similar to ´gollum´ from lord of the rings. Sheilas speak very slang australian english to accomodate their under-privellged brains. example below

ozzie bloke-´get her outta here...that sheilas puking again´

ozzie sheila-´you dont need to shave ya arm-pits love...men will still root ya´

ozzie sheila- ´Im on me blobs but you can plug me up the shitter´
TRANSLATION: Im currently going through my menstural cycle,do you mind engaging me in anal sex?´

by rawTruth January 18, 2007

Lebs

The word ´Lebs´ refers to a group of lebanese people, usually men in australia. Lebs are often outgoing,ruthless and enjoy starting a fight with anybody who looks at them. Moments before this fight , a leb would start yelling ´what´ several times. Known to roam in large packs, lebs dominate corner milk-bars, popular shopping centres and some popular streets or avenues with good shade and access to perve on chicks who all, no doubt ´want them´. Lebs are the closest things you will get in australia to gagnsters as they are very feared, especially by pimply skinny ozzie kids. A night out on the town for Lebs consists of 12 of them to fitting into a car,usually a wrx or skyline, drive around the streets yelling stuff and start a fight with anybody who talks back to them...usually overconfident ozzies who end up in hospital. The night is usually ended up at a known street whore area (in melbourne its st kildea) where they further harass hookers for a good laugh. pleas note that what most lebs laugh at ...is only funnt to them

leb-(hanging out his car window)- what are you looking at? did i say you can look at me?
ozzie-(turns around and notices a car full of lebs)what? are you talking to me? please leave me alone!
leb-pull over wleh hes getting smart ey, and call hamza and tell him to bring baseball bats

by rawTruth January 14, 2007

ozzie

An ozzie is a person of australian desent. A typical Ozzie is a person who still thinks adidas ´button up´ pants are cool, they cannot dance and use beer in place of water.They complain of wogs being on welfare when the majority of people on welfare/centrelink are indeed ozzies. If you are an ozzie reading this, well done for completing your highschool education...ozzies put down wogs but then take on the typical wog appearence and attitude. Ozzies ancestors were convicts and not much has changed within their intellect or personality. Ozzies are known for their terrible haircuts, putrid body odour and alcoholic parents. They also constantly wear the same singlets,thongs and claim to be true australians, when infact australia belongs to the aboriginies. So next time you see a skinny pimply faced broadmeadows red neck ozzie...take a moment and pity these helpless retards...also...throw 20 cents to them so they can be happy and run to the nearest milk-bar to buy a single ciggarette, usually a ´horizon´ or ´holiday´. Ozzies also love to get bashed by lebos.

´helen, that cow is a ozzie and a half!´

´Must be thursday welfare/centrelink payday...see all the ozzies linning up at the atm and phone boxes?´

´oh my god ! is that person having an epileptic fit?....nah its just an ozzie trying to dance´

by rawTruth January 17, 2007

Bookcloak

Bookcloaks- derived from the term white cloaks in the wheel of time series. A derogatory term used to describe the bitches who keep reminding people about how the wheel of time books are superior to the show,( like the white cloaks in the book who claim to be superior amd anyone who doesn’t agree with them are evil)and won’t enjoy the show for what it is, or let those who like the show enjoy it in peace.

Bookcloak: ugh rafe destroyed the books with his crappy show….
Anyone: stop being a bookcloak and drop it, we’ve heard you the first 500 times

by rawTruth January 23, 2022

turk

A turk refers to people of turkish origin in australia. Turks do not classify themselves as being arabs...they think they belong to an elite group where they have the right to speak grammatically incorrect english,think their crooked noses are attractive and are proud of their names that sound like a rock in a blender. These turks are also know , after a fight in a night club that consisted of 15 turks and one 18 year old ozzie, to run down the street chanting ´turkiye´ whilst all are clapping out of time-to commemorate their triumphant victory. Turks are amazingly good at soccer. During their teenage years, turks usually find themselves isolated,without any friends,develop a strong stench and complete their facial charateristics-which result in a face even their own mothers are reluctant to love. Turks usually start puberty at 9 yeras old. A turks idea of ´sik´ facial hair is made up of weird zigs and zags. It is still unkown how they pick up chiks.

´Aye Mutlu, pass the cajik and the yorgutlu´

´turkiye turkiye turkiye´...we bashed him....´turkiye turkiye´

´ey not us is arabs we turks lan´

by rawTruth January 17, 2007