Step 1) eat a spicy middle eastern meal. Preferably one rich in spices of curry, fenugreek and cumin. Step 2) take a shit in a plastic grocery bag. Step 3) sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim. Step 4) Slam the bag of shit over their head while yelling "Jihad to the infidels".
Terrance the rogue U.S. Marine took matters into is own hands by removing the headwear of the Taliban member and replacing with a Rusty Turban
by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010
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"I have the full series of 1970s Britains Deetail toy soldiers, plus a few extra turdamaloos from the 1960s Britains Swoppets range that I picked up on eBay."
by hampollo December 5, 2011
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Meaning number one is just a substitute for the word "totally".
Meaning 'number two' is a word that means extremely
turd-like.
The last meaning of "turdally" is a word that means extremely turtle-like.
Meaning number one is just a substitute for the word "totally".
Meaning 'number two' is a word that means extremely
turd-like.
The last meaning of "turdally" is a word that means extremely turtle-like.
1. BOB: "Hey guys, sorry I'm so late to the party."
WILL: "Nah, I turdally understand."
2. JIM: "Hey guys guess what!!! I just a mighty poo in the upstairs bathroom!! It's turdally sick!"
3. WILL: "I just stole one of the turtles from the Zoo and put it in my tank today. It's turdally awesome!"
WILL: "Nah, I turdally understand."
2. JIM: "Hey guys guess what!!! I just a mighty poo in the upstairs bathroom!! It's turdally sick!"
3. WILL: "I just stole one of the turtles from the Zoo and put it in my tank today. It's turdally awesome!"
by Will Bradford June 30, 2008
Get the turdally mug.Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.
by crater bater June 22, 2010
Get the Turf Cock mug.A problem or situation with several shitty parts to deal with. Like a tiramisu, but instead of layers of sweet dessert, it's just layers and layers of turd.
"Yes, my ex-wife wrecked her car, but that's just the first level of this turdamisu. Now she can't work, needs me to cover our kids math lessons, and I just got my hours cut back."
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Get the Turban Suburban mug.When a girl has her vagina and anus licked at the same time by two different individuals. This act is a prerequisite to the Eiffel Tower.
Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.
Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.
Scott and Ben enjoyed an all you can eat Surf N' Turf Buffet with the drunk girl from the bar. Scott called dibs on her ass.
After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower
After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower
by BoneCityPLZ January 8, 2012
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