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Trouser Snake

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.
I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!
by Unknown_User1 April 4, 2010
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Trouser Clam

A vagina with an odor like rotting fish.
Holz: What scent can cover the heady tuna scent wafting upwards from my delicate trouser clam?

Bronwyn: Why my dear, you should try spraying your cooter with the fabulous new perfume from the House of Rancé, Next Age Plaisir.
by indig0daisy December 21, 2008
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Barry Trotter

A poor soul who has a name similar to that of Harry Potter

Search Barry Trotter on IMDb
Billy Bob Joe: Barry Trotter worked on 'End of the Spear' as an aircraft maintenance technician!11!1?!1shift+1!

Zypur: Shut the fuck up.
by McWerf July 31, 2009
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trouser tent

Used to describe the look created when a man has an erction that shows by making a bulge in his pants.
Adam popped a trouser tent sitting in our sex education class.
by DJP August 23, 2003
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trouser chili

The result of releasing diarrhea in the pants.
I thought I just had to fart, but instead I served up some trouser chili
by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003
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trouser brownie

The young man was afraid to leave his seat, as he'd recently uncorked a monster trouser brownie.
by Trouserlicious October 20, 2006
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trouser slam

What you can get at Dennies for only $5.99.
Trone " Where yous gone to ?"

Antoine " Man,I's goin to Dennies,dey got that trouser slam goin on"

Trone "Say Haw "
by Bosorat McFudgenutts December 3, 2006
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