Trouting

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tail between a girls thighs.

I started trouting and salmoning that sexy girl to get her in the mood.

by elecob July 26, 2012

trooping

hunting or wandering in search of somethin while under the influence of marijuana

I was trooping lookin for the fire worker crackers

by deydey January 22, 2005

trouting

to masturbate using a large fish

george next door got a job in a fish canning factory so he could sidle off to the bog in his break and have a trouting session. he would then sneak the used fish back on to the production line.

by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003

trotting twat

a specially slected girls (twats).
Criteria (you must fit one or all):
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian
- you love muffins.

"Did you just see her with muffins?"
" Yeah!What a trotting twat."

by Bracey McGee December 29, 2007

Trofting

When a group of people pee on someone

Me and my buddy's are gettin a hooker and then go trofting

by carbonhammer November 12, 2011

trotting pneunomonia

When you cough so hard you shit your pants.

Dan had to leave work to change his underwear when a bad case of trotting pneunomonia set in.

by bowhunter5000 November 9, 2012

Trouting

Rather than use a hamster with teeth and claws that can cause internal damage, one shoves a 6-11" rainbow trout up their anus. Trout are preferred as they are soft-rayed fish and come self lubricated. Trout have a natural tendency to swim upstream to spawn and their struggles will delight.

Jeff, Doug, and Mike mistakenly used spiney-rayed catfish while trouting each other and had to go to the clinic for removal before they rotted. It was quite a site as 42 kittens, lured by the smell, followed them there.

by JWILD1 December 19, 2018