Triple Threat
the act of going to the bathroom and pooping, peeing, and ejaculating in the toilet, all in the same bathroom session.
Triple Threat by o.wang.a.tang October 23, 2013
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A sad state of affairs or just pure back luck when a person (most oftenly a female) is ugly, fat, and has bad hair.
triple threat by The Devil's Mistress July 24, 2005
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triple threat by themakers February 14, 2010
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Triple Threat by Thatguy_ November 15, 2017
Triple Threat
When you go to the toilet for a poo but also have wank as well, therefore completing the triple threat (poo, piss, wank).
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
Triple Threat by Stabilo Boss Original August 29, 2018
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Triple Threat by Southern Threat January 26, 2021
Triple Threat
The process of having a shit whilst masturbating and throwing up. The order does not matter as long as all three are accomplished in one session.
1. "OH DUDE! I just had a triple threat"
2. "Come on babe I'll show you a triple threat"
3. "Man I feel so ill.. I might have to go triple threat myself just to make myself feel better"
2. "Come on babe I'll show you a triple threat"
3. "Man I feel so ill.. I might have to go triple threat myself just to make myself feel better"
Triple Threat by TheTripleThreat March 10, 2011