Definitions by lewdnano

thick 

1. A woman with healthy, curvaceous and attractive features surrounding a woman's reproductive region, especially including enlarged buttocks, voluptuous thighs, big legs, and wide hips. This is usually in contrast to a relatively slender torso, resulting in a high hip-to-waist ratio and establishing an aesthetically fertile sexual profile.
2. A woman with a gratuitous amount of fat prominently located within her hindquarters, buttocks, and thighs in contrast to her upper body. A physique that is highly coveted by many women.
3. An incorrectly defined slender woman or anime character that should be defined as skinny, average, or thin. Ergo, not skinny, not average, not slender, not fit, and not slim. Such characters are usually depicted as wearing thigh-highs - aka zettai ryouiki - which enhances thin thighs by squeezing fat surrounding it and falsely suggesting additional curvaceousness where there isn't.

1. "She can make her ass clap so loud just from bouncing up and down. That girl is hella thick!"
2. "That girl is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!"
3. "Anime characters are usually very skinny, tall, and not thick at all."

thick by lewdnano May 29, 2020

triple threat 

A woman with a distinct combination of at least three attractive features.
Usually includes, but is not limited to, a pretty face, a huge peachy booty, and relatively large breasts.

This can also include other feature combinations, such as having a great personality, or a beautiful mind.

I don't always chase after girls. But when I do, she's gotta be a triple threat!

See pretty-thick.

triple threat by lewdnano October 27, 2018