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transit surf

Attempting to stand upright without touching handrails while a subway/metro train is in motion. Requires great balance and quick reflexes.
The Red Line car was so packed that I had to transit surf all the way to Roosevelt.
by MeghanML March 27, 2009
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Transtelanjo

a blowjob that must satisfy certain criteria:

1. it must be marching band related, either on the band trip, between 2 members of marching band, or wearing part of the marching uniform (preferably shako with plume)
2. the giver must be a transexual
3. the giver must be dead
4. the receiver be taking a shit (see blumpkin)

the result is a blumpkin from a dead transexual
"The night i got a transtelanjo was pretty fucked up. The bitch was actually a dude, and he/she died, but i got head anyway, and it was a blumpkin too! Transtelanjos are madd rare son."
by Mawky April 13, 2007
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Transit Connect

Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and cuming in her ass. Called the transit connect because it fits 2 in the front and a whole load in the back.
Dude, Lisa loved it when I parked my transit connect in her back garage.
by Hemang Stihatch November 17, 2015
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Doggy Transition Time

Referred to casually as "Doggy T-Time", this is the time in which a man is able to transition to the doggy-style position after beginning intercourse. It is generally desirable to attain a short time, and men who who enjoy this position are known to brag about and compare their quick transitions.
"Dude, that girl you flopped has the nicest ass! What was your Doggy Transition Time?"
"A little slow, but clocked in at 58 seconds. Pretty solid!"
by DoggyMachine October 9, 2018
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Transitsexual

One who is sexually attracted to modes of public transportation without regard to the people riding inside of them. The act remains illegal in most metropolitan areas.
"I heard Rigel was arrested again."

"Yep, this time for reckless transitsexuality."

"Oh no what was it this time, another bus?"

"Nope it was light rail. the 4:15 from Long Island to Manhattan."

"Wow first it was the taxi, then the bus, now this!"

"Yeah I know he's all over the place."
by cirdellin December 18, 2009
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transient action

anal-sex. AKA bum-sex.
Dude, I heard that Amy is in to transient action!

She is? I'll have to put it in the pooper!
by tek_tom January 28, 2009
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Topeka Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and pass a shit log from one man to the other.
two gay men passing body movements through there ass. this is called the Topeka Transit
by BPCC October 1, 2010
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