blumpkin torpedo

a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a turd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.

Dude, I was chillaxin with Barb the other day in the hot tub, she was going down like a pro while holding her breath, but I had to drop one so bad I couldn't hold it. It hit her in the grill and she got the blumpkin torpedo.

by MorningsidePlaya January 20, 2011

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Topheezy

(1) The name of a motha fuck'n real O-geezy.
(2) Straight up gangsta / wanksta.

(1) There is only one Topheezy!
(2) Did you see that pimp? - he's Topheezy, fo sheezy!

by original.topheezy May 14, 2009

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torch baby

(Noun) A Bitch who is constantly hot, and needs the windows or air on at all times in order to stay cool.

Opposite freeze baby

Shirley is such a torch baby, she sleeps with the window open in winter.

Torch baby's often have red hair,look like Lindsay Lohan and are often pissed about life.

by TwerkingSnatch October 21, 2013

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torch test

Applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom of the breasts in a low lit room; results of the test demonstrate whether or not breasts are enhanced by way of implants (ie silicone, saline, etc). This is not a pass / fail test per se as the results of either outcome are delightful. This test may involve female - male, female -female, or multiple combinations and is especially exciting when electrical tape is used to create boob-o-lanterns with the breasts.

Last night we had a few friends over and after dinner had some good ole fashioned fun placing bets on who was "lights on" versus "lights off" in the topless torch test.

by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

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