tords._wife

tords._wife is someone who loves tord from the popular YouTube channel eddsworld
Here’s an example

Guy 1:Hey have you heard of tords._wife?
Guy 2:No who are they?
Guy 1: They are someone who makes whatever the fuck they want

Guy 2: Sounds cool I might follow!

by Mari working at mcdonalds July 28, 2021

Tord

Tʳᵘᵗʰ OR Dᵃʳᵉ

A spinoff of truth or dare about your sex life, includes dares with porn.

Noun or Verb

Bro they were tording, and she was splooshing me and I was cumming so hard.

by EpicPeemima April 9, 2024

tord word

A secret word me and my sister call "hentai"

Bijuu Mike, stop watching Tord Word!!!

by tbdnsjs May 16, 2023

King Tord

King Tord is so KING you can be. There is no other that is that king. He is like GOD! If King Tord walks in you better bow or maybe his wrath will be unleashed upon you. If you hang out with King Tord you gain so much status so that you can do anything except go against King Tord. King Tord's words are law! Someday he will be king of the world!

OMG, it's King Tord.

by BlyskovaPeterda March 15, 2018

tords._wife

A dumbass tord simp who laughs at pics of fruit

It told me to put tords._wife here so there

by swqgirayy_ July 28, 2021

Tords._Wife

Tords._Wife is a tiktoker who posts about many things but mainly Tord from that one show i forgor. She is scary, she simps for Tord😟

Me: wow Tords._Wife is one of my followers! I should mutual them!
Someone else: no way they post Tord simp posts?!?!???

by StrawberryMM July 28, 2021

TORD

TORD, meaning Turd But different. This is a turd like no other. Its as bad as walking in on you wife when shes cheating on you with your brother when shes naked and has peanut butter all over her while laying on top of a man with bread stapled to his nipples and another man above your brother that just pile drives him into you wife screaming peanut butter and jelly.

"Man that taco bell was good man."
"I think I am about to TORD!?!"

by MyNameIsE.D. September 20, 2022