by User3338 June 15, 2021
Get the zoe topper mug.An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic outcome. They've done everything you have, only more often... and better than you.
You: I got to meet Engelbert Humperdinck before the concert and I got his autograph.
Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.
You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.
Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!
Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.
You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.
Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!
by VCM1973 October 20, 2010
Get the Topper mug.In Trading Card Games, the act of drawing a particular (usually game-winning or at least loss-avoiding) card through pure chance.
by GrifterMage May 13, 2005
Get the topdeck mug.When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.
"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."
by its426 October 22, 2003
Get the Topeka Destroyer mug.The Toepener allows users to open a door using only their foot, creating a simple germ-free option for exiting the restroom.
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by YumYumBeware February 22, 2011
Get the Toepener mug.Lightly tuck bits of American cheese into a woman's asshole and then have punishing anal sex until the cheese melts. Pull your cheesed cock out and insert it into her mouth for a savory taste treat.
by anonymous June 12, 2016
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