Tolland High School

A school in Tolland fucking Connecticut run by the Niggler (aka any principal) all the Administrators are Pretentious Faggots with FUCKING stick up there ASSES AND THE KIDS are DEGENERATES. ALL THE KID ARE FUCKING RETARDED they all think flash drives are juuls and they all NEEDDD TO KILL THEMSELVES IMMEDIATE. ALL the girls are flat as fuck SO chad fucked them all (Chad arch enemie of mi maguire) FUCK. EVERYONE THINKS they come from the ghetto NO your not from the Ghetto if you were born in a Hospital FUCKING EVERYBODY was born in a Hospital .THIS school is fill with Autistic spergy MOTHERFUCKERS with there stupid fidget spiners
THEY smash their keyboard like austistc retards trying to play fortnite like JEWbots.

YOUR not a gangster your: REPEAT you are not

EVERYONE is to pussy to say NIGGER there is no BLACK PEOPLE to HEAR you
FUCK THIS SCHOOL

THE KIDS at TOLLAND HIGH SCHOOL have a very low IQ

WE should kill are selves

by thesadkljdasf October 29, 2019

Toolage

(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.

Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?

Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.

by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011

toolenate

n. toolenate - tool·in·ate

Spitting an amense amount of times while smoking a cigarette that you pretend to inhale.

"hey loser, you just toolenated!"

by Olga Shmelsa Mepray June 29, 2005

toolbanger

A person who participates in sexual activity involving an inanimate object or objects (ie. a hammer).

Did you see what Chane and Josh were doing in the garden shed? What a bunch of toolbangers!

by craig_s May 6, 2009

Tooling Out

A derivation of Rocking Out, Tooling Out is when the subject puts in one of Tool's CDs (ÆNIMA, LATERALUS, OPIATE, UNDERTOW, 10,000 DAYS, or any of various mixes) or plays from iPod or other MP3 Player and turns up the music as loud as it will go. The side-effects vary from person to person, however the most common is a sense of deep content and/or intense headbanging.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to go party?
Guy 2: Naw, I'd rather stay home and Tool Out.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the new Tool Album?
Guy 2: No... when was it released?
Guy 1: Two weeks ago.. I've been Tooling Out ever since!

by {Sno} July 28, 2008

Tolland MA

A place in the middle of nowhere where no one lives. About 5 different familes live there, and have been for the past 300 years. Electricity is scarce, along with paved roads, traffic lights, and people who use cell phones. They always have snow to get them out of their southwick schoolage.

Ben: I live in Tolland MA!

Mark: Huh?

by Doodlmyr January 25, 2010

tooling

The act of being a tool, i.e. doing work when you should be out raging

Bob: (at 9pm on a Friday night) Dude, are you seriously going to be tooling all night?
Derek: Yeah, I've got a midterm Monday.
Bob: That's what Sunday night is for, you fucking tool.

by WillHandsome March 4, 2007